I'm a boffin

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Pound banknote

mmetcalfe

Just saved money booking a hotel on my iPad mini where it was £100 cheaper than on my Mac. Insane!

5 days ago Respond
Face with open mouth

mmetcalfe

A shopper in Sainsbury's this evening checked out her shop then headed to the food bank drop-off to help herself to a box of tea and a bag of rice.

6 days ago Respond
Sleeping face

mmetcalfe

Waking up slowly this morning

1 week ago Respond
Green salad

mmetcalfe

Bagged-salad connoisseur and all-round bonne vivante Mrs Moorhen rates Marks and Spencer Watercress, Pea Shoots and Sorrel salad: "Not crispy. Slimy. Do not buy. No stars".

1 month ago Respond
Confused face

mmetcalfe

In a paralysis of choice with to many things to do.

1 month ago Respond
Hospital

mmetcalfe

I’m in hospital this afternoon and the nurses are singing. They can’t sing very well, but it’s nice that they are.

2 months ago Respond
Check mark

mmetcalfe

Rarely for me, I’m getting through my todo list this morning.

2 months ago Respond
Postal horn

mmetcalfe

I've found my coot-toot

2 months ago Respond
Brain

mmetcalfe

I'm overthinking things

3 months ago Respond
Face with thermometer

mmetcalfe

I have Covid and I'm running out of steam

3 months ago Respond
Broken heart

mmetcalfe

So this is how moving fast and breaking things feels.

3 months ago Respond
Stopwatch

mmetcalfe

Time is running out...

3 months ago Respond
Test tube

mmetcalfe

I'm giving something a test. Excuse the noise in the timeline.

3 months ago Respond
Chicken

mmetcalfe

Peckish.

3 months ago Respond
Vibration mode

mmetcalfe

Sending good vibrations

3 months ago Respond
Light bulb

mmetcalfe

Ooh! Ikea SOMRIG shortcut buttons finally available in the UK! Out of stock in the Greenwich store though.

3 months ago Respond
Broom

mmetcalfe

Faffing with the social medias again.

3 months ago Respond
Bullet train

mmetcalfe

And of course the Overground isn’t running this morning

3 months ago Respond
Bottle with popping cork

mmetcalfe

Cooking cabbage and carrots in left-over NYE champagne

3 months ago Respond
Wrapped gift

mmetcalfe

Haven't said - but should have - absolutely great Christmas presents from family this year.

3 months ago Respond
Bed

mmetcalfe

Up early.

4 months ago Respond
Cloud with snow

mmetcalfe

It’s snowing in Canning Town.

4 months ago Respond
Stopwatch

mmetcalfe

Held in a queue.

4 months ago Respond
Magnifying glass tilted left

mmetcalfe

Troubleshooting something

4 months ago Respond
Rocket

mmetcalfe

No way neoliberals are going to colonise space. No way.

4 months ago Respond
Ice

mmetcalfe

The glacier is advancing in the refrigerator

5 months ago Respond
Face with thermometer

mmetcalfe

Aches and pains.

5 months ago Respond
Face savoring food

mmetcalfe

Very enjoyable lunch with family at the ever-reliable Marcella in Deptford

5 months ago Respond
Magic wand

mmetcalfe

I'm improvising in the kitchen.

5 months ago Respond
Fireworks

mmetcalfe

Please top the fireworks. The pigeons are terrified.

5 months ago Respond
Handbag

mmetcalfe

I am wondering about the insufferable arrogance of the comfortable bag people on overcrowded public transport. How do people with that much sense of entitlement actually function day to day?

5 months ago Respond
Cloud with rain

mmetcalfe

Wet

5 months ago Respond
Shopping cart

mmetcalfe

Me taps payment terminal in M&S foodhall AI: A shopping trolley emoji paid £30.67 in Marks and Spencer

5 months ago Respond
Dove

mmetcalfe

Very low level of pigeons (actually none) at Napoli Centrale this morning.

6 months ago Respond
Cook

mmetcalfe

Today's secret ingredient: panch phoron. Try it with cabbage-type vegetables: cabbages, kales, spring greens, broccoli, sprouts.

6 months ago Respond
Man shrugging

mmetcalfe

Noticing how much food advertises how little nutrition it contains

6 months ago Respond
Hot face

mmetcalfe

Hot and sticky

7 months ago Respond
Bullet train

mmetcalfe

Overground. Of course it’s delayed. Silly me.

7 months ago Respond
Jack-o-lantern

mmetcalfe

I would like to try a timeline where no one ever tapped “for PSL early access”

7 months ago Respond
Steaming bowl

mmetcalfe

I like Marugame Udon - the food is tasty and good value, but oh dear the branch Spitalfields is really dirty today.

7 months ago Respond
Thermometer

mmetcalfe

The problem with giving 110% is heat dissipation.

7 months ago Respond
Cloud with rain

mmetcalfe

It's bucketing down. The pigeons on the balcony are studying the rain intently.

8 months ago Respond
Green heart

mmetcalfe

Skeeeeek! Something has destabilised the local parakeets this morning.

8 months ago Respond
Shortcake

mmetcalfe

Caek!

8 months ago Respond
Dove

mmetcalfe

The pigeons are massing on the rooftop opposite

8 months ago Respond
Electric plug

mmetcalfe

Reorganising all the gadget bags.

8 months ago Respond
Stop sign

mmetcalfe

So many out of order signs I’m getting me a pack of “bang” stickers.

8 months ago Respond
Keyboard

mmetcalfe

Why do I worry about keycaps?

8 months ago Respond
Fountain pen

mmetcalfe

So. Friday night. Sorting pens.

8 months ago Respond
Rainbow

mmetcalfe

Riding the pride train this morning.

9 months ago Respond
Green salad

mmetcalfe

Getting ready for a picnic before it gets too hot.

9 months ago Respond
Night with stars

mmetcalfe

Naples. Cooler than London.

10 months ago Respond
Hot face

mmetcalfe

The warm weather is welcome. But I’m glad to be getting out of London!

10 months ago Respond
Tired face

mmetcalfe

Ready to hit the hay and it’s not yet dinner time!

10 months ago Respond
Musical notes

mmetcalfe

Been listening to too much electronica. It's time for Raï

10 months ago Respond
Bird

mmetcalfe

The warblers are at their wild improv down by the Lea this evening

10 months ago Respond
Thermometer

mmetcalfe

No hot water this morning.

10 months ago Respond
Sandwich

mmetcalfe

Going for a picnic

10 months ago Respond
Person walking

mmetcalfe

Lovely morning. Looking forward to a walk along the river.

10 months ago Respond
Sun behind small cloud

mmetcalfe

Today feels like a good day

10 months ago Respond
Chicken

mmetcalfe

Beaking

11 months ago Respond
Crown

mmetcalfe

Crowning

11 months ago Respond
Desktop computer

mmetcalfe

Working. With difficulty.

11 months ago Respond
Yawning face

mmetcalfe

Day two of "can't sleep".

11 months ago Respond
Green salad

mmetcalfe

Almost home and I realise I’ve forgotten the sorrel

11 months ago Respond
Snowflake

mmetcalfe

It’s a crisp morning for late April.

11 months ago Respond
Tired face

mmetcalfe

It’s been a week!

11 months ago Respond
Person walking

mmetcalfe

I’m walking to Hackney

1 year ago Respond
Magnifying glass tilted right

mmetcalfe

I am investigating

1 year ago Respond
No entry

mmetcalfe

I'm temporarily stymied, so strategising

1 year ago Respond
Glowing star

mmetcalfe

I’m on the Hen Star

1 year ago Respond
Dragon

mmetcalfe

I am descaling the coffee machine

1 year ago Respond
Shuffle tracks button

mmetcalfe

I am transgressing

1 year ago Respond
Dove

mmetcalfe

It’s architects vs pigeons at Canning Town Station. The pigeons are still winning

1 year ago Respond
French fries

mmetcalfe

Feels like Friday

1 year ago Respond
Zipper-mouth face

mmetcalfe

I’m lost for words

1 year ago Respond
Broom

mmetcalfe

I'm tidying up.

1 year ago Respond
Wine glass

mmetcalfe

Very nice lunch at Marcella, Deptford High Street

1 year ago Respond
Tram

mmetcalfe

Heron Keys to Island Gardens on the DLR. Well worth the price of the fare.

1 year ago Respond
Cloud with rain

mmetcalfe

I’m wet.

1 year ago Respond
Bullet train

mmetcalfe

I’m finding public transport mentally challenging this morning

1 year ago Respond
Pizza

mmetcalfe

I’m ordering pizza

1 year ago Respond
Tired face

mmetcalfe

Can’t shake the dust out of the eyes this morning.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

Early coffee. Bad dreams last night.

1 year ago Respond
Briefcase

mmetcalfe

I’m working the weekend.

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I feel like I never left the Hackney Office. It should be Saturday!

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Kiwi fruit

mmetcalfe

I'm eating a bowl of fruit

1 year ago Respond
Dove

mmetcalfe

I’m feeding the birds.

1 year ago Respond
Light bulb

mmetcalfe

I’m wrestling with smart home devices

1 year ago Respond
Bomb

mmetcalfe

I’m suffering a technical glitch

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Bullet train

mmetcalfe

The train is full this morning.

1 year ago Respond
Leafy green

mmetcalfe

I’m reviving tired greens with chilli, garlic, shallots, and scallion and ginger Chinese cooking wine. Wish me luck.

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Duck

mmetcalfe

Apparently there isn’t a coot emoji. Seems like a serious oversight. They don’t like it if you call them ducks.

1 year ago Respond
Light bulb

mmetcalfe

Like my smart home, my “socials” are a work in progress. I never have spare time in large enough chunks to sort it all out.

1 year ago Respond
Umbrella with rain drops

mmetcalfe

Umbrella weather this morning. Avoided the street-side shower on Manor Road and took the tube. They judder along in the rain.

1 year ago Respond
Backhand index pointing left

mmetcalfe

I’m baaack!

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Cloud with snow

mmetcalfe

It’s snowing in Canning Town

1 year ago Respond
Left arrow curving right

mmetcalfe

I’m taking a detour

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Whitechapel Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Whitechapel Office

1 year ago Respond
Broom

mmetcalfe

I’m cleaning the balcony.

1 year ago Respond
Crying face

mmetcalfe

Sad. The little squabs on the balcony didn’t make it and died overnight.

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

If I don’t get coffee soon I’ll be hiding under the desk humming tunelessly.

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

Need another coffee!

1 year ago Respond
Sparkles

mmetcalfe

Playing with something new when I should be going to bed

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Canning Town Office

1 year ago Respond
Puzzle piece

mmetcalfe

In at the last minute, this week's award for best autocorrect in an email:

"Refurl" for "Referral"

1 year ago Respond
Water wave

mmetcalfe

I am trying Arc browser. Maybe it will grow on me

1 year ago Respond
Sad but relieved face

mmetcalfe

Have done something against my better judgment.

1 year ago
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm leaving the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Round pushpin

mmetcalfe

I'm at the Hackney Office

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

Two double espressos and it’s not even 8am.

1 year ago Respond
Thermometer

mmetcalfe

Really feeling under the weather this morning. But it's not Covid-19.

1 year ago Respond
Sneezing face

mmetcalfe

Sneezing uncontrollably. Last time that happened, turned out I had Covid-19. Going to bed now. Will take a test before work in the morning.

1 year ago Respond
Black cat

mmetcalfe

I am in the matrix

1 year ago Respond
Firecracker

mmetcalfe

Hah! Kindle has crashed. Too much left-wing thought to process.

1 year ago Respond
Person bouncing ball

mmetcalfe

I’m bouncing back!

1 year ago Respond
Speaker high volume

mmetcalfe

Sorry for all the noise. Was trying a few things out.

1 year ago Respond
Spider web

mmetcalfe

I'm playing with APIs.

1 year ago Respond
Star

mmetcalfe

On my way to Star Lane.

1 year ago Respond
Person cartwheeling

mmetcalfe

I’m on my way home.

1 year ago Respond
Person walking

mmetcalfe

I’m taking a detour

1 year ago Respond
Red question mark

mmetcalfe

I wonder what actually goes on at the Habbot Sports bar and restaurant. It’s always empty and there isn’t the steady stream of Deliveroo riders.

1 year ago Respond
Person walking

mmetcalfe

I’m crossing Vicky Park

1 year ago Respond
Hourglass not done

mmetcalfe

Spent far too long minor-tweaking my /now page

1 year ago Respond
Angry face

mmetcalfe

Hating web UIs that lose all your input if you accidently click just outside the flyout.

1 year ago Respond
Snowflake

mmetcalfe

Brr. It’s got cold again.

1 year ago Respond
Reverse button

mmetcalfe

I am doing things in the wrong order today. I must have got out of the turnstile on the wrong side this morning.

1 year ago Respond
Face with head-bandage

mmetcalfe

Have a sore wrist, so learning to hold my phone in my right hand.

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

It’s a three espressos, one oat milk cappuccino kind of Friday.

1 year ago Respond
Sandwich

mmetcalfe

Next meeting put back 15 minutes - so I get a "lunch break". Hooray!

1 year ago
Lab coat

mmetcalfe

In this weather I’m either underdressed or overdressed. Can’t get into the Goldilocks zone.

1 year ago Respond
Angry face

mmetcalfe

Aah, Hackney. The jackass meter just exploded

1 year ago Respond
Fog

mmetcalfe

Getting ready for work. Foggy and frosty this morning. Yay!

1 year ago Respond
Foggy

mmetcalfe

The fog is lifting, and it's shaping up for a sunny afternoon

1 year ago Respond
Cook

mmetcalfe

Thinking about cooking dinner. My shoulder is stiff so I’m procrastinating a bit.

1 year ago Respond
Bucket

mmetcalfe

I’m cleaning up the terrace

1 year ago Respond
Sewing needle

mmetcalfe

I'm stitching all the things

1 year ago Respond
Palms up together

mmetcalfe

I'm coalescing.

1 year ago Respond
Teacup without handle

mmetcalfe

Mmm. Red bush chai. Delicious.

1 year ago Respond
Rocket

mmetcalfe

Here's me with a lot of annoyances with LaunchBar - but I still use it because it's empowering, and it's the least worst.

1 year ago Respond
Money bag

mmetcalfe

More people should watch “Trading Places” and grok its central premise

1 year ago Respond
Bird

mmetcalfe

Have you ever stopped and watched birds in flight? I mean really looked? Amazing.

1 year ago Respond
Person walking

mmetcalfe

Hoofing it to Hackney

1 year ago Respond
Bed

mmetcalfe

Well. I’m up.

1 year ago Respond
Postbox

mmetcalfe

I’m posting from status.log!

1 year ago Respond
Face with thermometer

mmetcalfe

I've got a tickly throat

1 year ago Respond
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

I’m thinking about another coffee

1 year ago Respond
Blue book

mmetcalfe

Struggling to update my journal tonight. It's been a long week.

1 year ago Respond
Sweat droplets

mmetcalfe

Now I can measure it, I'm thinking about humidity.

1 year ago
Bed

mmetcalfe

Emails, journal, then bed

1 year ago
Pound banknote

mmetcalfe

I'm paying my taxes

1 year ago
Folded hands

mmetcalfe

The Fifth Element is the best film ever made. I will not be taking questions.

1 year ago
Cooked rice

mmetcalfe

I'm cooking Chinese food

1 year ago
Bird

mmetcalfe

I'm gradually edging Twitter out of my life.

1 year ago
Footprints

mmetcalfe

I have cold feet.

1 year ago
Sparkles

mmetcalfe

Getting ready to brave the cold evening for a post-work walk.

1 year ago
Test tube

mmetcalfe

Testing negative on a lateral flow.

1 year ago
Cooked rice

mmetcalfe

Stuffed - had a bit too much lunch!

1 year ago
Hot beverage

mmetcalfe

I definitely need a coffee

1 year ago
Red question mark

mmetcalfe

I'm wondering what I am doing

1 year ago
Briefcase

mmetcalfe

(Testing) I'm working at the Hackney Office today

1 year ago
Broom

mmetcalfe

I'm cleaning up Microsoft's mess.

1 year ago
Laptop

mmetcalfe

It's late an I'm automating

1 year ago
Laptop

mmetcalfe

I'm working in Hackney today. Clear skies, sun is shining.

1 year ago
Package

mmetcalfe

Just as I was finishing up, I received a stainless steel ChromeOS camping mug. Not sure why it got sent - but it's a nice mug.

1 year ago
Fork and knife

mmetcalfe

... and I'm out of vegan mayo

1 year ago
Sandwich

mmetcalfe

Making lunch - chips and mushy peas.

1 year ago
Cold face

mmetcalfe

Feeling chilly

1 year ago